From Huck Finn,

As the honorary 4th O' Doyle brother, it's my pleasure to tell you about Travis "Two Bat" Heyda (as if you don't already know). Is he intense? Does he swear alot? Does he enjoy dongs? Can he throw a wiffleball faster than you? Should he get Tommy John's surgery? The answer to all of these questions is absolutely yes. Two Bat dicing at Nationals is without a doubt the 8th Wonder of the World (purple swollen hand post game included). I had to pick my jaw up off the grass more times than I could count. But more than this, Two Bat is an incredible leader both on and off the field.  He brings the fire and energy to our team (and his pitching brings fire to our loins). He's not afraid to get in your face, not afraid to tell it like it is. He goes above and beyond. He's the epitome of a team player. Hes the 2009 National Hitter of the year.  He's my favorite Biscuit, and it's my absolute honor to share the field in Morenci with him this year. 

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