Batting: Highest AVG, season  
AVG Player Season
.495 SmallpoxRays 2014
.485 AquamanOrioles 2011
.474 Handsome MatA's 2013
.471 MonsoonExpos 2008
.466 Two BatWhite Sox 2013
.455 HondoNationals 2016
.452 J-SkiExpos 2005
.447 FedawgPirates 2014
.447 J-SkiExpos 2006
.445 GrizRays 2017
Pitching: Lowest Opp. AVG, season
BAA Player Season
.060 SticksNationals 2015
.074 Dr. SeussReds 2014
.074 Dr. SeussReds 2015
.083 H9KGothams 2013
.091 TugboatRed Sox 2011
.091 H9KRoyals 2009
.093 PalpatineReds 2015
.094 Handsome MatReds 2014
.094 EdgarBraves 2008
.095 Dr. SeussReds 2013
 
Batting: Highest AVG, career
AVG Player
.414 Smallpox
.392 J-Ski
.370 Beardface
.355 JC
.352 Chops
.341 Tugboat
.338 Fedawg
.337 Web Gem
.333 Sanchez
.332 Two Bat
Pitching: Lowest Opp. AVG, career
BAA Player
.111 Dr. Seuss
.141 H9K
.159 Nightmare
.160 Shirls
.165 Palpatine
.166 Tugboat
.177 The Kid
.177 Web Gem
.186 Torpedo
.191 Box
 
Batting: Lowest AVG, season
AVG Player Season
.060 ShamWowBlue Jays 2009
.073 LumbercornBrewers 2005
.074 GustoCubs 2005
.078 MonkMets 2007
.080 Lemon CakePilots 2014
.083 911A's 2004
.083 MoneyshotCubs 2013
.085 TorgieRockies 2017
.086 Ham BonePirates 2015
.090 Half PintBears 2018
Pitching: Highest Opp. AVG, season
BAA Player Season
.605 ShamWowTigers 2013
.578 NeutMarlins 2016
.544 Wild Bill CuriousBears 2017
.543 Willie Mays HaysDodgers 2014
.512 NeutMarlins 2014
.506 GustoAngels 2008
.505 BlissGiants 2011
.505 ThunderGnomeA's 2010
.505 ShamWowBlue Jays 2012
.503 AdamRockies 2018
 
Batting: Lowest AVG, career
AVG Player
.193 Neut
.193 Westy
.206 Cheezy
.218 Bliss
.224 Palpatine
.227 J-Zilla
.235 Dr. K
.235 Ten
.236 Pooh Bear
.244 Nine
Pitching: Highest Opp. AVG, career
BAA Player
.345 Yo
.341 TT
.320 Dirty Steve
.306 MacGruber
.284 Daubs
.284 Sanchez
.281 Ten
.268 Bliss Jr
.263 Hobbs
.258 K-Mart