Roster
| Player | Bats/Throws | Height | Weight | Age |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Hair | R/R | 5'10" | 30 | |
| Dr. Dipshit | ||||
| Knooty Booty | R/R | 5'9" | 31 | |
| Lulu | R/R | 6'1" | 31 | |
| Thunderson | L/L | 6'0" | Increasing |
| Player | Bats/Throws | Height | Weight | Age |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Hair | R/R | 5'10" | 30 | |
| Dr. Dipshit | ||||
| Knooty Booty | R/R | 5'9" | 31 | |
| Lulu | R/R | 6'1" | 31 | |
| Thunderson | L/L | 6'0" | Increasing |